Obviously, this photo raises a ton of questions. What are the merits of motion capturing Shaq pretending to know kung fu? Where on earth do you get a Shaq-sized motion capture suit? This still means that somewhere there's raw video of Shaq fighting in front of a green screen, right?
WE NEED THIS FOOTAGE!
If you have access to this please drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org. I smell Deadspin's first video contest.